Disclaimers – This story does not contain Usagi. She is not here. If you are looking for Tsukino Usagi, Sailormoon, or any other form of her go away. Any characters, places, events, etc. owned by me will be noted.
Notes – Here it is; the first lemon I’ve written to date. Be gentle, ne? the story is probably going to be in two or three parts, and this is the first. I don’t know if the others will be as long as this or not… Oh yes, and if you have a problem with pre-marital sex or people having sex without being “in love,” I suggest that you don’t read this. A good friend pointed this out to me, and I feel I must make a note of it. Also, watch out for a heaping dose of the F word. ^_^;;
Inspiration – This story is a gift for a person that shall remain unnamed. I hope you are reading this!
Other - The title was provided by Ken (who is not receiving the story), who is an ass hole most of the time, but can be helpful when he wants to be. Thanks Ken.