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Author: Did I write this? *blinks* ... Holy mother of God I did! *reads it over, grins evilly* Oh Jooooooyce-chan!
Joyce: Eh? Nani?
Author: Come look at what I wrote thanks to *your* inspiring lanyard thingie!
Joyce: *takes paper* Oh? *reads* ... *looks at Author, glares*
Author: Eep!
Joyce: *lunges at Author* Why you – !
Author: *dives into a closet and locks the door*
Joyce: *pounding on the door* You have to eat sometime!
Author: Well everyone ... while I think of an escape plan ... I hope you enjoyed it!